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[Am]I can't poop in strange places,
I can [Em]only poop in my home,
it's as [G]though I'm watched 
by strange faces,
it's [Am]why I never roam.

[Am]I've left Stewie alone with strangers,
to [Em]satisfy my fecal needs,
I've [G]put my whole family in danger,
to [Am]poop before my anus bleeds.

[F]Home bowl, [C]home bowl,
[G]you know just what I [Am]need,
[F]home bowl, [C]home bowl,
[G]poop before my [Am]anus bleeds.